Not Exactly a Vampire Pacifier

In the world of interesting products that look like good gag gifts, I saw this in a local thrift store:

Man, don't talk to us about kids staying up late

I guess it's better than the BugBite Teether that trains kids to defend themselves from zombies by improving their own biting skills. But as you will note, this vampire pacifier (which probably was a gag gift) is still in its packaging and is shelved at a thrift store and is only 50 cents (which is about 30 pence in British money) and still hasn't sold. I leave you to draw your own conclusions.

On the other hand, and I don't want to judge any of you fine readers, maybe you are thinking this would be totally awesome for your own child or for the child of a friend/co-worker/family member. Perhaps you are thinking of a way to ask me to buy it for you and send it along. Why not just pick it up at Amazon? The reviews there are quite enthusiastically positive. Many have used this in baby Halloween costumes with great results.