Tools for the Zombie Apocalypse: Machete/Ruler

A key characteristic for tools in the zombie apocalypse is that they serve more than one purpose. Why carry a knife, a screw driver, a can opener, a pair of scissors, etc., when you can carry a Swiss Army knife or a Leatherman? In this spirit, and to get our youth ready for the inevitable, Pale Horse Design has brought out a new product: The Machete Ruler.

Fun for the whole family!

Here's the write-up in case you are too lazy to click through the links above:

The Pale Horse Machete Ruler is 12 inches of limited edition, laser engraved measuring violence.  Originally created exclusively for client gifts, the Machete Ruler is now available to all!

Since Jacob will start school in September and Lucy may be going for a few hours each day, they may need some sort of weapon that will make it past any metal detectors or sniffing dogs. And they can use it in class too! Pretty soon every kid will want one!

Actually, they are on the metric system here, so I suppose it won't be any use in class. Oh well, we'll have to find something else!

h/t to Gizmodo