Friday, February 13, 2026

Dual/Duel Review: Ed Wood Scissorhands

Dual/Duel reviews are an online smackdown between two books, movies, games, podcasts, etc. etc. that I think are interesting to compare, contrast, and comment on. For a list of other dual/duel reviews, go here.

I recently saw a post that listed Ed Wood as the greatest film made by director Tim Burton. My immediate reactions was, "No, Edward Scissorhands is the best!" but I realized I'd never watched Ed Wood, so I decided to give it a try. Maybe it is the better film?

Ed Wood (1994) directed by Tim Burton

This very affection biography details the life of Ed Wood, often proclaimed the worst filmmaker in Hollywood's history. In the film, Wood is played earnestly by Johnny Depp. Wood was a World War II vet with great ambitions and odd habits. He wants to be the next Orson Welles, that is, he wants to write and direct and act in a great film (and maybe do some other stuff too). He's also a cross-dresser, though he tells everyone that he is into girls, not guys. Wearing women's clothing makes him feel closer to women. He reveals at one point his greatest fear during the war was being injured and the medics discovering that he was wearing women's underwear. He also borrows freely from his girlfriend Dolores (Sarah Jessica Parker) though she is clueless about it, even though he dresses like that in front of her. 

Wood has attracted a lot of other characters around him--the magic-faker Criswell (Jeffery Jones), the beefy wrestler Tor Johnson (George Steele), Bunny Breckenridge who wants a sex-change operation (Bill Murray), and, through a chance meeting, Bela Lugosi (Martin Landau), an actor Wood admires immensely. They all help him make low-budget fare on the side as he does the sort of "fetch and carry" work that lets him wander all over the big studios. His eclectic entourage matches the odd films he winds up making--a movie about a guy getting a sex-change operation called "Glen or Glenda" and his most famous work, "Plan 9 From Outer Space" (originally called "Graverobbers from Outer Space" before the Baptist Church financing the movie insisted on a change). Wood and his supporting cast go through a lot of challenges as he tries to make great works.

The movie apes the visual style of Wood's films (at least, from what I have seen of them). It's black and white, with exaggerated characters and narration. The movie barely acknowledges that Wood is not that good at making films. He's shown as rushing through without taking extra shots or extra care in crafting images or performances. Wood doesn't seem aware that he's not accomplishing his goals and the film has no criticisms of him whatsoever. He's puzzled why "Glen or Glenda" doesn't play in Los Angeles even though the low-budget producer told him it's for markets in other states. Wood remains polite and unassuming, a naive and misguided fellow.

Burton clearly loves weird things and people. He presents this enigmatic director in all his weirdness, along with all the other people around him, without making any judgments. There are negative ways of being weird, some of which are touched on remotely in the film but not directly confronted. This film is interesting as a pastiche of Wood's life through Wood's own cinematic style. But is it really great?

Edward Scissorhands (1990) co-written and directed by Tim Burton 

Peg (Dianne Weist) is a door-to-door Avon saleslady who doesn't get much business in her suburb. After visiting several neighbors and getting no sales, she looks at the spooky castle up on the hill. She decides to give it a try. The front yard is full of exquisite topiaries; the interior is rundown and full of cobwebbed equipment. She goes up a staircase to the attic (which has a massive hole in the roof) and discovers Edward (Johnny Depp) hiding in the shadows. When he comes out, his hair is crazy and his hands are elaborate scissor contraptions. At first she is frightened (as is he) but she sees his scarred, pale face and switches in to Avon-mode, recommending cosmetics to help his appearance. She decides to take Edward to her home down in the suburb. Her husband (Alan Arkin) and young son (Robert Oliveri) accept Edward and his weirdness in stride. Daughter Kim (Winona Ryder) is out camping with friends so Edward spends the first few days sleeping on her water bed, an odd enough experience for an odd fellow.

All the local housewives are fascinated by Edward and want to find out more about him, as if they were from 1950s America with nothing better to do than be nosy. Two of them stick out from the crowd: Joyce is the local cougar and is far too curious about what Edward can do, and Esmerelda is a religious fanatic who thinks he's the spawn of Satan, though she never directly confronts him. Kim's return from camping provides more complications as Edward is innocently fascinated by her while her family and friends tease her about Edward's affection. Kim's boyfriend Jim (Anthony Michael Hall) does not like Edward. A lot of trouble brews in the town even as Edward tries to fit in by cutting topiaries in everyone's yards and cutting the hair of dogs and housewives alike.

As the story is told, Edward's creation in the castle is revealed. The Inventor (Vincent Price) has all sorts of machines and contraptions in his home. He's inspired to make an artificial man. He makes a lot of progress, even teaching Edward something of etiquette though they are both more interested in poetry. The Inventor is on the verge of giving Edward human hands when he suddenly dies. Edward is left to fend for himself.

The story has a wonderful fair-tale feel to it. In the opening an old lady (Winona Ryder) tells her grandchild about the creation of snow in their town. That tale is her flashback of her mom bringing Edward into town. The suburb is bland and stereotypical, with mono-color houses and all the dads going off to work and coming home from work at the same time. Edward is a withdrawn and artistic fellow who does not know enough about the "real world" to function easily in it. He's an oddball who ultimately doesn't fit in, even though he gives so much to the outside world (including the snow from doing ice sculptures in the castle attic).

Which is better?

The films' protagonists are surprisingly similar. Ed Wood is an outsider with odd behavior who doesn't quite understand the world around him even as he tries (and fails) to be the best filmmaker he can. Edward is also an outsider with odd behavior and appearance who never learned enough about the larger world to comfortably fit in. Edward is a lot more innocent and naive; Ed is naive but probably should know better. As struggling outsiders, they evoke a lot of sympathy (thanks in no small part to Depp's fine performances), especially since their behavior is so mild for the most part. They could easily be frustrated, vengeful outsiders, turning them into anti-heroes. Edward almost goes that route at the end but his emotions don't get the better of him. Ed remains blithely unaware of the results and consequences of his actions.

Both movies have a lot of style. Ed's is, as I said above, a loving mimicry of the filmmaker's own work. Edward's is a brand new fairy tale in the old style, with a bit of darkness and violence that Disney often washes out of their adaptions. They both look beautiful but Edward's is naturally more artistic just because fairy tales exist in a more heightened reality. 

Interestingly, both mirror 1950s realities. Ed Wood is in 1950s Hollywood, with a lot of optimism and activity going on. The studios are booming and opportunities are everywhere, even for small-timers like Ed. Edward visits a 1950s suburb right out of 1950s television, with the ideals of that era (working fathers, mothers at home, comfortably well-to-do) even though they have DVD players, home security systems, and such.

While both are fine films, I think Edward's is, oddly enough, more down-to-earth and connected to the real world. Edward's simplicity creates a contrast even with the simplicity of 1950s suburbia, bringing out better grounding and moral sensibility. Ed lives in his own world as much as he can. The movie wraps him in that as much as it can, too, leaving some contrast with the "real world" that he doesn't quite comprehend and that doesn't really accept him. But there's no judgment at all in Ed Wood, pretty much everything is acceptable (with the exception of Lugosi's drug addiction). The moral free-for-all leaves Wood in the same place where he started. He doesn't learn anything or grow as a person. He doesn't become a better artist or have more than cult status as his legacy. He's an interesting character but doesn't have the staying power of a more mythological figure like Edward.

I can see why Ed Wood is so popular in the Hollywood crowd. It's about a creative artist plying his trade. Hollywood loves movies about itself (how many versions of A Star is Born will they make?), so naturally the biopic about a director has a little extra love in Tinsel Town. But it really isn't the better film. 

Winner:

Loser:

Thursday, February 12, 2026

Random Bits of Phoenix 2025 Trip

Some pictures that didn't get their own post...

We went to Sunday Mass at Saint Mary's Basilica in downtown Phoenix (which I previous blogged about here). The church still had its Christmas decor up.

Christmasy sanctuary

For the Solemnity of Mary, the Mother of God (January 1), we went to Saint Daniel the Prophet is Scottsdale, which looked unimpressive from the outside but had a beautiful sanctuary.

Saint Daniel the Prophet sanctuary

Side alter to the Holy Family (what is that hammer St. Joseph has?)

Downtown near a geocache I saw the Orpheum Theater, which looks very impressive.

Orpheum Theater

On a second day

We went to a local H Mart and were surprised to see a TinyTAN section in the store!

BTS in Phoenix!

A local park had lots of fountains and statues, part of another geocache. This fountain and the fishing boy were not part.

A relaxing spot

We went to Fatcat Ballroom for an East Coast Swing Dance lesson along with a dance party. They let all the students video the moves we learned:


Action in the ballroom

The local downtown library was impressive, with an open floor plan and indoor water features and art!

Phoenix Public Library

Is this a Borg cube?

Fountain by the elevators

The stacks

Unburied time capsule

View from the top floor

Scottsdale has an interesting "old town" section.

Sculptures

Flowers

A civic building

The downtown plaza has a memorial to Winfield Scott, the founder of Scottsdale.

Winfield Scott Memorial

Nearby dry fountain

Ever present cactus

The plaza goes over a road, or the road goes under it?

Scott is up there

Santa visiting someone in the past

My wife and I were surprised to see some brown, fog-like haze over the city. Was it a sandstorm?

Interesting phenomenon

Wednesday, February 11, 2026

Book Review: The Twelve by C. Bernard Ruffin

The Twelve: The Lives of the Apostles After Calvary by C. Bernard Ruffin

When it comes to the lives of Jesus's apostles, especially after Jesus ascended back to the Father, most people know hardly anything. Sure, Peter and Paul have had a lot written about or by them in the New Testament and even more in fictional accounts of their lives. The other apostles do not get much mention in the New Testament and a lot of the traditional stories told have been lost to time or dusty archives. Digging out the information, as scant as it is (any Christian writers worth their salt were more focused on Jesus than on His disciples), is a tough but rewarding job. Rather than research yourself, Ruffin provides this handy summary of the information available.

Ruffin covers all the apostles, including Judas Iscariot and his replacement Matthias (but not Paul), chronicling what is known about them from the gospels and the rest of the New Testament. Then he delves into the Church Fathers and all the apocryphal "fan fiction" (like the Acts of Peter) that provide less certain information. Ruffin does a good job presenting the material in an engaging way and fills out the picture of what those men did, where they went, and how they died for the Faith. The book is less than 200 pages, so it's a quick read, but it is also very informative.

Recommended.

Tuesday, February 10, 2026

Desert Botanical Garden, Phoenix, AZ

The Desert Botanical Garden in Phoenix, Arizona, is situated in Papago Park. It presents a lot of the local and regional flora, which you might guess includes a lot of cacti. You are right!

Entrance

The most stereotypical flora in Arizona is the cactus, of which a great many varieties were on display. 

Some barrel cactus

More barrels

The Binns Pavilion was off-limits the day we visited. It is an open air pavilion that is used for receptions, ceremonies, and corporate functions.

Nothing to see here...for you

The variety of cacti continued, including some prickly pears, which I would have assumed were some other type of plant.

Saguaro and prickly pear

Some leafy thing I didn't get the name of

Purple prickly pear

Even pricklier pear!

Flowers also show up, even in December (when we visited).

Radiant

Growing together

Some yellow

A mixed bunch

And...back to the cactus

A particularly nasty cactus is Devil Cholla, a short and very spiky plant that would be good as those chains that pop car tires. They are like an unwelcome mat.

Devil Cholla

Since it was still the Christmas holiday, some of the trees still had lights on them.

Christmas decor

More decor

We did manage to see some fauna at the garden, including some unphotographable humming birds and this cute bunny.

Who's there?

Too shy for a direct picture

Not a humming bird (thus the picture)

We ran into some reruns.

Or maybe we were running in circles?

Weird cactus, but don't say that in front of them

Palo Verde is Arizona's state tree. The trunk has green bark providing water retention and subbing in for green leaves to convert sunlight into nourishment.

Not painted green for Christmas

Nearby, a cute bonsai tree has a tire swing on it.

Bonsai tree

Edible plants do exist in the desert environment. A whole section of the garden is dedicated to herbs and vegetables that grow locally.

Herb garden

Growing greens

Cool flowers!

Cool yet tiny flowers

A sensory garden provides smells, sounds, and feels for visitors. 

Some fragrant stuff

Water fountains give a beautiful sound

Not for feeling

Some of the first cacti collected for display in the garden are still here!

Old growth

A bit overwhelming--Red Torch cactus takes over!

Christmas at the Desert Botanical Garden

A hillside

Another name that caught our eyes was the Creeping Devil, another low-down cactus that looks almost like a snake.

Creeping Devil

A sign explained how the saguaro cactus supports the environment for many different desert dwellers, from birds to coyotes to turtles to insects.

It's good to have friends!

Some art is on display in the garden. Untitled, Blue Gloss is a painted aluminum work from 2017.

I have a hard time titling it myself

Weber agave

An area for relaxing

Some of our crew was pretty tired and left the gardens early, missing a couple of the trails. We'll have to go back and see some more next time!