Friday, August 20, 2021

Movie Review: Resident Evil (2002)

Resident Evil (2002) written and directed by Paul W. S. Anderson

A secret underground laboratory called "The Hive" goes into lockdown because a virus is released. The workers and scientists panic but don't escape. Up on the surface, a woman (Milla Jovovich) and a man (James Purefoy) wake up in a mansion with no memory of who they are. Some commandos break into the mansion, kidnap the couple, and take them into a secret basement that has a subway train to The Hive. The commandos are going in to find out what happened; the couple were a pair of operatives who were supposed to keep the mansion secure but they were dosed with nerve gas which caused temporary amnesia. They still don't have their memories back. The group sneaks into the facility and shuts down the artificial intelligence running everything, only to release all the workers and the lab experiments (mostly dogs) who have mutated into zombie-like horrors. A lot of action and mayhem follows (or continues).

The movie is based on the video game series. The plot moves along at a brisk pace with some more or less obvious holes. Information is given on a need-to-know basis with the A.I. providing most of the exposition. A lot of jump scares are sprinkled throughout the film. The boss zombie at the end looks very CGI and thereby less menacing. Also, it's highly flammable for some reason? Even with its flaws, the movie is entertaining as a summer popcorn horror flick. The ending is a bit bleak but fits with overall tone and naturally sets up a sequel.

Mildly recommended.


Thursday, August 19, 2021

TV Review: The Ray Bradbury Theater Season Two (1988)

The Ray Bradbury Theater Season Two (1988) developed by Mark Massari based on the short fiction of Ray Bradbury

See my review of Season One!

Another anthology of Bradbury stories brought to the small screen (at least, the screens were smaller back in the 1980s)! Here's an episode-by-episode breakdown...

The Fruit at the Bottom of the Bowl--A hack writer visits an editor's posh home and, in a moment of passion, kills the editor. Then the writer obsessively tries to remove all the fingerprints from everything he touched in the house. As he wanders around, he gets more paranoid and there's more flashbacks to what happened. The ending has a nice little twist.

Skeleton--A hypochondriac (Eugene Levy) has his latest set of supposed ailments--problems with his bones. His regular doctor writes him off as imagining things. The guy finds an osteopath who is more sympathetic...and a lot more creepy. The osteopath eggs on the hypochondriac's worries about his skeleton, causing the hypochondriac to lose both his weight and his sanity. Levy's performance is a bit too comical at moments and the osteopath would have been twirling his mustache if he had one. With its emphasis on the psychology of the situation, this story works better as prose.

The Emissary--A bed-ridden boy has the perfect dog. The dog fetches whatever he needs or wants, which is mostly stuff from the outside world. He also brings a companion, the schoolteacher whose class he should be in. The sweetness of the tale has a nice, sinister twist at the end.

Gotcha!--Two strangers meet at a costume part. He's dressed as Oliver Hardy and she as Stan Laurel. The party is boring but they hit it off, having the traditional romantic arc/montage for TV and movie couples. Until she wants to play a game called "Gotcha" which does not work out well for him. The shift doesn't work and made for an unsatisfying ending.

The Man Upstairs--A young boy visiting his grandmother in Paris helps out at her bed and breakfast. A new customer shows up. He is very odd, keeping strange hours, using wooden utensils, and appearing with some extra organs when the boy uses his special binoculars. The boy suspects something foul and winds up doing something foul by the end of the show. This episode reminded me of Tales from the Darkside--it has the look and sound of 1980s TV horror. I liked it but the effects are definitely dated by today's standards and it's really hard to suspend disbelief about the binoculars.

The Small Assassin--A mother believes her new-born baby is trying to kill her. Her husband and her doctor are sympathetic but skeptical. Since it's a Bradbury story, it turns out she is right. The show relies on a lot of baby POV shots and close-ups of the baby's mouth or eye to make the infant look sinister. The original short story is a little too implausible; the episode does not solve that problem but makes the best of it.

Punishment without Crime--A rich man (Donald Pleasance) goes to a company so it will create an android copy of his wife. The man wants to kill it. His much younger wife has had an affair and he's angry with her and wants some sort of satisfaction. Unfortunately, the law steps in and says he is a murderer. He's forced through a trial where the defense claims the victim is not human and the prosecution claims that the androids are so realistic they should have rights. The man winds up on death row still pleading his innocence. The concept is very interesting given extra circumstances the viewers see. When the man sees the fake wife, he wants to leave the company with a "perfect" version of the woman he married. The robot explains that he's only paid for a rental; they never allow purchases. The only way out is death. This episode has a lot going for it--the intriguing premise, a very capable actor in the main role, the dystopian flavor. Maybe the best of the season.

On the Orient, North--A French nurse on the Orient Express decides to help out another traveler, a man who is clearly about to die. He does, in fact, die though his ghost lives on. She helps the ghost to continue his journey. The story was a little slow and the performances did not grab me.

The Coffin--Two bickering brothers meet one last time. The older brother is an inventor and is working on his last project: a coffin. The younger brother has been living off his older brother and is looking forward to his death. That death doesn't end their conflict, leading to an ending that's more poetic justice than tragedy.

Tyrannosaurus Rex--A stop-motion animator is hired by an overbearing producer to make scary dinosaurs for his movie. The animator's work is never satisfying until the frustrated artist creates a very familiar T-rex. The story seemed a little obvious and the 1980s cable tv production values definitely hurt the believability and enjoyment of the episode.

There Was an Old Woman--A little old lady lives in her mansion with her clocks and other curios. She's visited by a smiling man who comes with four stout lads carrying a five and a half-foot wicker basket. She susses out that they want her as a corpse but she does not want to go. They cart her body out while she naps. But she isn't gone and has to raise a ruckus to get back what's rightfully hers. The story has its charms and its bleakness, characteristic of a Ray Bradbury story.

And So Died Riabouchinska--In Paris, a ventriloquist is involved in a murder at the theater. Naturally the dummy's identity is key to the mystery though the detective is annoyed by the dummy constantly talking about and contradicting the ventriloquist. The story arc is surprisingly standard and a bit unsatisfyingly filmed.

Overall, I was less impressed with this season. The production values have dropped a little and the 1980s synthesizer score (which isn't in all episodes) wore thin for me very quickly. Some of the stories seemed like they'd be better as text. I may not watch Season Three.

Slightly recommended.


Wednesday, August 18, 2021

Book Review: Usagi Yojimbo Book 7 by Stan Sakai

Usagi Yojimbo Book 7: Gen's Story by Stan Sakai

More adventures of the masterless samurai Usagi Yojimbo:

Kitsune--Usagi meets a fascinating street performer named Kitsune who is a master of magic tricks. She can balance a top on the edge of her fan, among other gimmicks. Usagi gives her a nice tip for her performance; she lifts his wallet because she is "a girl doing what she can to get by." After he discovers the theft, Usagi runs into an old opponent and has another encounter with Kitsune as they head out of town. The story is a little episodic but fun none-the-less.

Gaki--Young Usagi trains with his master who is teaching him to be more aware of his surroundings, mostly by bonking Usagi on the head when he isn't looking. Usagi decides to return the favor while the master is napping, but his over-enthusiasm leads to an oozing helmet. Usagi passes out and is pestered by the vengeful ghost (Gaki) of his master. The ending is obvious and enjoyable.

Broken Ritual--Usagi wanders into a town frightened by its recent history. During the last war, one of the commanders of Usagi's lord fled to the town and tried to commit seppuku (ritual suicide) before the enemies overtook him. The timing was off and the townsfolk were unhelpful, so now the town is haunted by the general's ghost. Much more serious than Gaki, this story is a touching ghost story.

The Tangled Skein--After the battle in which his lord dies, Usagi flees to a forrest known as the Tangled Skein. He hopes to hide from his enemies there. He winds up at the hut of a witch where he's put in jeopardy and saved by a very unlikely source. A fine, short tale.

Gen--The backstory of Gen, Usagi's best friend among the wandering masterless samurai, is given. The plot involves a poor old woman who has spent twenty years looking for vengeance. Her husband was assassinated by a loyal retainer. The retainer fled and she has been in pursuit, though she has run out of resources. Usagi and Gen try to help her. The story was exciting and touching, developing the character of Gen quite well.

The Return of Kitsune--Usagi and Gen run into Kitsune, who charms Gen with her schtick. She winds up on the bad side of some locals and Gen insists on helping her out of her jam. The tale is a lot of fun, developing even more of the relationship between Gen and Usagi.

The Last Ino Story--Ino is the blind swordpig with a wooden nose who supposedly died many issues ago. Turns out he's been in hiding, living a peaceful life with a good woman. That life has been disrupted by some bandits he fought. He has a serious arrow-wound and is near death. Usagi and Gen seek shelter in the hut where Ino's wife is trying to save him. They help Ino recover. Gen had faked Ino's death in hopes that he'd have a better life as an anonymous peasant. That was true until now. An owl keeps swooping by, which Gen takes as a harbinger of death. He doesn't want Ino to die, since sparing him was one of Gen's few good deeds. It's another touching story and has a nice ending.

Highly recommended--these stories are well-written and the art perfectly captures the tone of the storytelling.


Tuesday, August 17, 2021

Book Review: Humor, Seriously by Jennifer Aaker and Naomi Bagdonas

Humor, Seriously: Why Humor is a Secret Weapon in Business and Life by Jennifer Aaker and Naomi Bagdonas

Of all the weapons in the corporate arsenal, the most unwieldy and least wielded is humor. CEOs are not generally known for being clowns or spontaneous or creative. In a big company, the head has a lot of responsibility weighing on it. Can levity help lighten the load? That's the question this book examines in a very light-hearted and well-researched way.

The book starts with a look at humor and different styles that people tend toward (there's even a personal assessment at the back of the book and on the website, I came out as a Sweetheart). The other tendency they look at is the loss of humor, especially as we get older and wind up in a work setting. Employees want to be taken seriously, both the new people who might fear showing vulnerability and the old people who also might fear vulnerability. But humor has some great benefits, easing tense situations and building interpersonal relationships. Any workplace can benefit from better-connected individuals. Connections between co-workers, between companies and clients, and even between rivals can be built through humor and will foster trust and understanding. The authors document such successes using real-life examples, data, and cartoons. The book also examines pitfalls with using humor and how to handle bad situations caused by mishandled humor (e.g. jokes that are in bad taste for a variety of reason, the famous "Gray Areas" of humor). 

The humanizing effects of humor are valuable outside of corporate/work life as is described in "Chapter 7.5" of the book. A lot of other books have talked about the work/life balance and the authors here ably demonstrate the worth of humor in all our human interactions.

The casual, jokey tone (what other tone could they have had?) fits well with the ideas. The tone also helps to get through the never ending lists of researchers who have done studies that support their arguments. The balance between data and anecdotes is good, making this very readable and very convincing.

Recommended.

Monday, August 16, 2021

Barton Springs Municipal Pool, Austin

One of the fun curiosities in Austin, Texas, is the Barton Springs Municipal Pool. As the name suggests, the pool is filled by spring water that keep the temperature around 68 degrees. People swim in it year round and the pool covers three acres of Zilker Park, just south of the city.

Pool with a little bit of downtown showing

My son getting in

The pool is a natural swimming hole that's been enhanced with sidewalks on one side and a dam at each end to keep the water levels up (the deepest part is 18 feet).

An idyllic setting

Using the diving board

Used the diving board

Another view of town

The far end of the pool is dammed and has Barton Creek flowing towards it. The creek water is diverted underneath the sidewalk so it can make it to the other end without washing away the swimmers.

Far end of the pool

Barton Creek

The downstream end of the pool has a runoff gate with a spillway beyond.

Keeping the water from getting too high

Continuing Barton Creek

View down the creek

Three separate springs fill the pool, each named after one of William Barton's daughters. The Eliza spring is the most visible.

Eliza Spring

Just outside the pool is a sculpture commemorating "Philosophers' Rock," a spot where three friends would meet to discuss pretty much anything. Naturalist Roy Bedichek, folklorist J. Frank Dobie, and historian Walter Prescott Webb are the three men depicted in the sculpture.

Sculpture and plaques

Close up

It's a fun place to visit with a minimal fee from 8 a.m. to 9 p.m. Visitors can come as early as 5 a.m., with the early hours being free.

Saturday, August 14, 2021

Game Review: Unlock! Heroic Adventures plus Scheherazade's Last Tale

Unlock! Heroic Adventures published by Space Cowboys

We've played other Unlock! games (the Star Wars set and Night of the Boogeyman and a bunch of others) and have had mixed experiences. The Heroic Adventures set is highly rated so we decided to give it a go.

Unlock! games are escape room-type games that use a custom deck of cards and an app to solve a bunch of puzzles in an hour. The puzzles are thematically tied together to roughly follow a narrative (like an escape room). The app provides a timer, clues, some interactions (entering codes or solving puzzles on the app), and thematic music. 

The first adventure is Insert Coin. The players are a kid whose cell phone has run low on power and decides to play Grandpa's old arcade game in the attic. The game absorbs the kid and we had to play through several levels of video games that were clearly based on classics like Donkey Kong and Tetris. The game uses the app for some Augmented Reality challenges where cards have additional information on them when viewed through the camera on the apps device (we must have given the app permission to use the camera a while ago). The ending was especially fun and funny. We finished in time (just barely) and had one or two dings against us for using hints and bad guesses on puzzles. Still, we scored four stars, so not bad at all.



The second adventure is Sherlock Holmes - The Scarlet Thread of Murder. Players are assisting Holmes as he investigates a murder. Some of the cards were resources in the app, letting us look up information the way Holmes used reference books. Then we had to sift through evidence, identify some suspects, and solve some puzzles. A few puzzles were more than cryptic to us, including the last puzzle, unfortunately. We ran over time as well but still managed to score three stars. Not the most fun experience in spite of some clever use of the app.



The final game was In Pursuit of the White Rabbit, based on Alice in Wonderland. The puzzles share the whimsical and occasionally non-sensical narrative of Lewis Carroll's book. Players help the author find an ending for the crazy story he is crafting. We were a little intimidated by the timer starting at ninety minutes but the extra time was extra-entertaining, not extra-excruciating. We had fun solving the puzzles with some great "aha!" moments. We did take a few hints and the final puzzle was a little tricky to solve mechanically. Being familiar with classic story helps. This was much more enjoyable than the Sherlock Holmes mystery.


Overall, we had a good experience with this set on Unlock! games.

We also got a used copy of Scheherazade's Last Tale, one of the adventures in the Exotic Adventures set (they used to sell all the adventures individually). Scheherazade is the heroine of 1001 Nights, a source for Aladdin, Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves, Sinbad the Sailor, among other tales. Players help Scheherazade as she gets down to the last tale and wants to escape the Vizier because she is really in love with the Sultan. Puzzles include working with a magic carpet to travel around the city and rubbing the magic lamp to get the Genie's help. Some moments were cryptic, but only a few. Some puzzles show up early but take a while to get solved which was a bit frustrating. The final puzzle wound up being a brute force solution for us because there were no good hints about the answer in the materials. Twenty-two minutes of penalties! I'm surprised we still scored three stars.



Recommended for escape-room-at-home fans.


Friday, August 13, 2021

Movie Reviews: A Bit of the Ultra-Violence, Twice Over

The movie version of A Clockwork Orange is famous for pushing the limits in depicting violence and sex on the movie screen. Somehow, movies I recently watched put me in mind of the Stanley Kubrick's infamous opus...

Red Sparrow (2018) directed by Francis Lawrence 

Jennifer Lawrence (no relation to the director) plays a Russian ballerina whose leg is broken on stage by a co-worker who wants his girlfriend to have the lead. After her leg is mostly healed, she finds out the accident wasn't an accident and gives some ultra-violent payback to the couple. All of the sudden she is in a desperate situation and goes off to "Sparrow School" where she is taught to be a seductive, manipulative, and deadly agent. Her first assignment is to shack up with a CIA agent (Joel Edgerton) who has a contact in the Russian intelligence community. The Russians want to find out who their betrayer is. If she can earn the American's trust, she can find out and her comrades can take care of the betrayer.

The movie doesn't stint on the violence--we see the broken leg pointing the wrong way, we see the surgery, we see a tortured cadaver, we see a long and gruesome torture scene, and more. Clearly these were meant to be shocking and revolting but they cross the line into bad taste for me. The movie doesn't stint on the sex either--we see Jennifer Lawrence in various states of undress and in sexual situations with several characters, often just for the sake of her character manipulating someone else. It's a more explicit version of the sex content in the tv series The Americans, so also in bad taste for me.

I wish I had those two hours back and had watched a different movie. The plot is sort of clever but one of the twists I found too unbelievable so that ruined the story for me. Maybe if the characters had been more likable or sympathetic that might have made up for the flaws. It's just a lot of bad people treating each other terribly. Nothing to see here, move along...

Straw Dogs (1971) directed by Sam Peckinpah

Dustin Hoffman is a nebbishy American mathematician, David Sumner, who moves to a small English village, the hometown of his wife Amy (Susan George). The locals remember Amy, especially some of the young men who run the gamut from cordial to flirty to sexually aggressive. David and Amy have a house that needs some work. The local boys are on the job but are very slow and enjoy peeking in the windows (especially the bathroom window) at Amy. The situation escalates. Amy complains to her husband who doesn't like, want, or have any skill at confrontation. Through a plot contrivance, the house becomes besieged and David finally mans up in fighting off the besiegers.

Director Sam Peckinpah is famous for his violent westerns (like The Wild Bunch) and this movie is indeed set in a western English town. As with most non-violent people, when David takes up violence to defend his home, he goes overboard. Peckinpah clearly thinks David finally becomes a man by the end of the movie, though his ideal of manhood is stereotypical and superficial.

Even more problematic in the film is an extended rape scene of Amy by two locals. The way the scene is filmed, Amy objects to but appears to enjoy the first rapist; the second rapist is completely unpleasant. That's a problem, because there is no justification for depicting rape in any positive light, least of all as positive for the victim.

So Straw Dogs is another movie that makes me wish I had those two hours back.

Why bother writing reviews of these films? Hopefully I can spare you, dear reader, from wasting four hours of your time.