Friday, August 15, 2025

Movie Reviews: MCU Catch-up

Marvel Cinematic Underperformers

I finally made myself catch up on some of the Marvel movies that did not perform well at the box office, were critical bombs, were audience bombs, or some combination of the three. Here goes!

The Marvels (2023) co-written and directed by Nia DaCosta

Kamala Khan, aka Ms. Marvel (Iman Vellani), is a Captain Marvel, aka Carol Danvers (Brie Larson), fangirl. Kamala is also the hero of Jersey City, using her special light-solidifying powers to fight bad guys. What she really wants is to team up with her idol. Meanwhile, Monica Rambeau (Teyona Parris) works with Nick Fury (Samuel Jackson) on an orbital platform that is monitoring intergalactic travel and protecting the Earth. Captain Marvel is investigating a wormhole. All three heroes' powers are used at the same time and become quantum entangled, resulting in them swapping places with each other. Captain Marvel starts by fighting some Kree then she keeps flipping with Monica at the space station and Kamala at her home in New Jersey. The plot spins out from there as a representative from the Kree home world seeks to save their planet by stealing resources from other planets, especially planets that Captain Marvel holds dear, since she was the one to damage the Kree home world in the first place. 

The plot of the movie is a little convoluted as each main character works on some of her own flaws. The trio visits a variety of planets, some of which strain at the edge of plausibility considering they are in the same universe. The movie has a fun and light-hearted tone with Kamala, who has that innocent wonder and excitement as a young superhero. Danvers is mostly serious and dark-hearted, dealing with what she has done (the Kree call her "The Annihilator" which she does not like at all, though probably deserves). Bridging the gap between the characters is tricky and more or less fails. The tonal shifts are huge swings that don't hang together, much like the planet where everyone sings and dances doesn't jive with the near-dead Kree home world. 

I can see why the film did not perform well, though it is not as bad as I thought it would be. That being said, it is still a hot mess with unequal amounts of good and bad parts.

Barely recommended--Only for Marvel completists or Kamala Khan fans.

Madame Web (2024) directed by S. J. Clarkson

In 1973, Constance Webb (Kerry Bishe) is in Peruvian Amazonia searching for a legendary spider. She hopes it will cure all sorts of illnesses and ignores all the legends about a race of spider-enhanced locals who can jump through the trees and have super-strength. She treks through the jungle with some local helpers and Ezekiel (Tahar Rahim). She finally makes the find and Ezekiel turns traitor, shooting her even though she is 8 months pregnant. He takes the spider for himself, presumably to profit from it back in the United States. After Ezekiel leaves, the spider-natives show up and keep Constance alive long enough to deliver the baby. 

The story then jumps ahead thirty years to the life of Constance's daughter, Cassie Webb (Dakota Johnson), a paramedic who is sarcastic and lacks interpersonal skills. Her ambulance partner is Ben Parker (Adam Scott), who does a bit of wisecracking to help balance out their team and bring some levity to the movie. They go to a bridge accident where they have to cut a guy out of his car. Ben drags the guy from the car but it falls with Cassie inside. She has a near-death experience that unlocks a power that lets her see future events. She sees another accident scene where a co-worker dies and tries to stop it from happening. That doesn't work and she's given a week of leave to deal with her new visions of the future (assumed to be some mental health problem). Ben recommends she come to the funeral, which puts her in the path of three young girls who have been targeted by Ezekiel because he has had nightmares of them killing him every night. 

The story has a lot of promise, bringing a new character in whose only superpower is seeing the future. She can't crawl up walls or use super-strength, just a knowledge of future events that she could change. The first examples of her visions are confusing and disorienting for Cassie (and for viewers). They never get more coherent or easier to follow. Johnson's performance lacks luster and the writing isn't that great either, leaving Cassie as a less likable character than she should be. Viewers see the three teenage girls in the bad guy's dreams as cool spider-style fighters but they never get to be those characters other than in the dreams. As an origin story for them, this movie is disappointing. The young girls don't seem that heroic either even though they grow into it more by the end. So they are unsatisfying too.

The villain was the most interesting character. He has the strength and wall-crawling of Spider-man but obviously does not have the heroic self-sacrifice. He's obsessed avoiding the three girls killing her, so much so that he kills and blackmails others to get what he needs. The movie hints that he might be the cause of his own problems when it is implied that they girls get their power from contact with him. But maybe that was an unintentional hint since that very interesting possibility goes nowhere (though that was what I was most interested in).

Not recommended--this wasn't a total turkey but there are so many other average-to-better superhero films that this winds up close to the bottom of the stack. Maybe they were hoping for sequels with a team led by Cassie, but that did not pan out. 

Kraven the Hunter (2024) directed by J. C. Chandor

Aaron Taylor-Johnson plays Sergei Kravinoff, the titular Kraven the Hunter. His father Nikolai (Russell Crowe) is a Russian crime boss who is raising his sons (there's also Dimitri (Fred Hechinger)) to be part of the business. Dimitri is not very manly, even as a young boy, whereas his older brother Sergei shows signs of what their father thinks is greatness. After their mother dies, Nikolai takes them on an African hunt. Sergei is attacked by a legendary lion, who carries him off. The nearly dead Sergei is discovered by Calypso, granddaughter of a local woman, who gives him a special magical drink from her grandma to restore his strength (and a Tarot card, which enables them to reconnect years later). Sergei is evacuated by helicopter, dies in a hospital, but then comes back to life with a strange glow in his eyes. Brought back home, he decides to leave, so Dimitri bears the burden of their father's ambition. As adults, Sergei is a secret assassin known as "The Hunter" who has a long list of targets and a blood-soaked method of killing them. He comes back to London for his brother's birthday and gets pulled into a mafia war between Nikolai and The Rhino (Alessandro Nivola), an ambitious crime lord who wants to take over as much business as he can.

The movie has a lot of exciting action sequences. Taylor-Johnson does a good job in the lead, portraying a sympathetic yet morally-compromised character. He lives for the hunt and for his own very narrow sense of justice. He's much better at being an antihero than Venom in his films. Calypso is little more than a plot device to move Kraven's agenda forward, which was a little disappointing. The Rhino character is more interesting as a mafia don than at the end when he turns into the comic book version of the character, which was unconvincing even if it did provide a big fight scene at the end. The ending after that fight dragged out a lot longer than it needed to. While this isn't a bad movie, it is definitely a B-movie in the superhero genre which is already chock full of better stuff. It failed at the box office due to viewer burnout with the genre and the obscurity of the character.

Barely recommended--this is more for completists or R-rated action fans.

Thursday, August 14, 2025

Universal Studios Backlot Tour

While at Universal Studios Hollywood, we took the hour-long backlot tour where they actually make movies and television shows. The tour has been going on for decades and predates the park. Some of the attractions are classics.

New entrance to an old favorite

The tour bus is open air and lets riders get a good view of the soundstages and lots where all sorts of things are filmed.

Ready for fun!

Soundstage 14

The guide explained that she would have to be quiet if any of the red lights were on at any of the stages, meaning they were filming and did not want any outside noise if possible. The buildings are not fully soundproof and her PA system did make her much louder.

Stage 19 in action!

The lot still has the small bungalows that were used by writers, directors, and actors as offices and places to relax during the day. They are still used for administrative work.

Bungalow

City streets are fairly common in films and shows so they have a large outdoor street that is mostly facades of buildings.

New York? Chicago? LA?

Could be a bank or a courthouse, maybe even a church

Actual trees!

One of the demonstrations of special effects was a ride through the King Kong Experience, with the tour bus surrounded by screens of Skull Island. Dinosaurs attack the bus and Kong defends it. The floor moved the tour bus around in sync with the images, so when a creature climbed across the top we would feel it happening. It is very similar to the Kong ride in the Florida amusement park, so a lot of fun.

Going into the Kong Experience

Back in the city, we saw people parked so they could walk to work, right behind the fake buildings. Of course, some buildings are more fake than others.

Cast and crew park behind the scenes

A very thin building

A graffiti artist decorated some of the walls with the classic Universal monsters.

Frankenstein's Monster and the Creature from the Black Lagoon

I recognized these decorations from Back to the Future.

Where Marty lived (and behind which he hid the DeLorean)

We passed by the Old West street several times.

Old west street

Old west vehicles

Part of the tour recreates Amity Island, the beach community terrorized by the shark in the original Jaws. They showed the original trails with the famous John Williams score and no reveal of the shark. The tour guide made a joke about the movie's rating, PG, which is the same rating as Despicable Me.

Famous billboard from the movie

Riding by the seaside town, a diver swims out to deal with the shark and gets dealt with. Then the shark tried to deal with us!

A bit of the water you shouldn't go into

The diver disappears!

A bit of destruction trying to get the shark

The shark coming for us!

The shark swims backwards as the attraction resets

We drove back toward the Old West where we saw another practical effect--a sudden flash flood that almost engulfed the tour bus.

Happy and unsuspecting

Disaster approaches!

The old west town is bigger than I thought it would be. They even have a church (or maybe it's the Alamo).

I can just see a rifleman falling from the upstairs balcony

Church/Bank/Alamo?

A quaint train station is set up like when it was used for the TV series The Good Place.

Good Place to get out of the Bad Place

Storing vehicles where they don't look right

Our next visit was another soundstage set up as a subway station. The station is also rigged to experience an earthquake.

Generic subway

Things falling apart in the subway

More flooding

A vintage tour bus

The lot has a lot of spare vehicles, including ones used in movies like the Fast and Furious franchise and The Flintstones.

Guess I should have also mentioned Jurassic Park/World

Fintstonesmobiles

Fast and Furious rides

Another famous stop on the ride is the Bates Motel from Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho. The house is there with someone on the porch.

12 rooms, 12 vacancies

Norman wants to make a point

The town where a jet crashed in Steven Spielberg's War of the Worlds is still set up.

Plane wreckage

Neighborhood wreckage

The final bit of the tour took us by Jupiter's Claim, the wild west attraction from Jordan Peele's Nope.

Not sure we should go there

The tour is both informative and entertaining and a definite must for movie fans.

Wednesday, August 13, 2025

Universal Studios Hollywood 2025

Our California trip included a visit to Universal Studios Hollywood. They had a "buy one day, get the second day free" deal that we used, so we saw everything (that was of interest to us).  The amusement park is great and includes a tour of the Universal Studios lot, the soundstages and outdoor sets, with lots of fun surprises. So many fun surprises, that I put it in a separate post coming next. There's plenty just in the amusement park.

Just like its Florida counterpart, the park has a extensive City Walk full of restaurants, shops, and other services.

Enter through the gift shop?

Universal globe at the entrance

Another excited visitor

Entering the entrance

Movie fountain

Now with stars!

Before we got to the rides, we ran into Frankenstein's Monster. I just wanted a photo with him, but he wanted more after he noticed my hat!

Hey big guy!

I guess he recognizes a symbol that was created after him

Checking the time?

Needs a donation!

We are blood brothers now!

My youngest loves Harry Potter, so we went straight to the Harry Potter World.

At the entrance to Hogsmeade

Our first ride was Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey, a 3D motion ride that swings riders in front of screens and sets. Hermione casts a spell on the riders' bench and it takes off, flying through the school and grounds in a dramatic and fun way. This is just the same as the ride in Florida, so a lot of fun, especially for Potter fans. There's nothing like getting recruited to be a student at Hogwarts.

At Hogwarts Castle, home of the ride

We also rode Flight of the Hippogriff, a mild rollercoaster that was more to my wife's liking (and seemingly identical to its Florida counterpart).

As we headed out, we stopped off for the Kung Fu Panda Adventure. This theater has an immersive, 3D presentation with the action happening all around the audience (even on the back wall!). The chairs move around to sync with any earth trembling moments (like Po landing on the ground) or rides on rafts. It was a lot of fun. I don't think they had this in Florida.

Entrance to adventure

Awards both real and imaginary

Waiting to experience the awesome!

We next headed to Super Nintendo Land, which is in the lower part of the park. On the way, we saw work on a new, extreme rollercoaster based on the Fast and Furious franchise.

Looks very intimidating

Also on the way, we saw Optimus Prime out making a speech (or something) in front of the Transformers ride. We didn't stay to listen, it was not our priority.

Looking for Decepticons in the crowd?

Super Nintendo World has a fun entrance, going through a pipe just like in a lot of the games where pipes lead to new worlds.

Super Nintendo Entrance!

Ready to get out of this world!

A new, amazing world!

We got on line for Mario Kart: Bowser's Challenge, which had a long line (it just opened recently) and had lots of thematic decor along the way.

Yoshis in a happy place

Bowser statue at the entrance to his castle

Ready to ride!

Mario Kart cups

Blueprints for trouble

Plan for domination!

Luigi's race outfit

The ride had us steering and shooting at various bad guys along the way, so a mixture of 3D graphics and on-the-rails movement. Our kart spun a little with our controls but followed the track almost exactly. We never fell off and had to be carried back to the track by Lakitu. To aim our shells, we wore special Mario hats that connected to the kart's system. The visor from the kart made an augmented reality display in front of us, so look-and-shoot instead of point-and-shoot.

Hats on!

Troublemakers

The ride is amazing and fun, capturing the spirit of the game in real life. There's nothing like getting recruited to drive in Mario Kart.

More of the amazing decor outside

Princess Peach's castle

The exit is also through a pipe

Since we were already in the area, we rode the Revenge of the Mummy Ride. It is very similar to its Florida counterpart but had some differences that I liked. We all enjoyed it, except mom.

Beware all who enter!

Our next ride was Jurassic World The Ride, a log flume through a dinosaur-infested park like in the movies. It was fun and dramatic, with lots of big animatronic dinosaurs. Some of them spit water at us, guaranteeing that everyone would get wet on the ride, even before the big splashdown at the end. There's nothing like getting recruited to be a scientist at a Jurassic Park.

Jurassic World The Ride

Unhappy with how much splash there was

All of us

Nearby is Raptor Encounter with a full-sized raptor walking around looking for photo ops with visitors. Or maybe photo chomps? We weren't sure if it was an animatronic or someone in a suit. It looked amazing.

Meet the Raptor--not the petting zoo you want to visit

We went back up the hill to the Harry Potter area to ride the Forbidden Adventure again, this time seeing more of the flavor decorations since the line was longer.

Going without mom

School founder

Scores for the house cup

Dumbledore's office

Classroom

After the ride, we tried Butterbeer, a popular treat that Harry and his friends drink often. It tasted a lot like butterscotch (not butter rum). The creamy topping made it extra smooth and delightful (along with giving it the "beer" look).

Cooling off with a drink

Enjoying a sip

A lot of wandering characters give the place even more atmosphere, like this fellow with his young dragon. 

Or does the dragon have him?

One of the attractions is Olivander's, the wand shop from the stories. Visitors come in and a lucky one gets to participate. Our son was chosen to demonstrate his magical skills and see if he could find the right wand. It was a lot of fun and he enjoyed it a lot (even if we did not buy him the very expensive wand). 

Getting fitted for a wand

Next, we saw the WaterWorld Stunt Show. The set is elaborate and the show has a ton of action, including boats and jet skis! Before the show even started, they warned the crowd that people in the green seats would definitely get wet. To warm up the crowd, a guy at the bottom of the stands had a water stick that he used to shoot the audience. People loved it, probably because it cooled them off as it warmed them up for the action and excitement to come.

WaterWorld entrance

Turning on the visitors like dinos in Jurassic Park

Action during the story

Hang time from the picture above

Crowd boos the villain

Wandering around, we saw Dracula terrorizing some people, even in the daylight. I bet it wasn't really him.

Lady, don't get too close!

To get some time out of the sun, we tried the Secret Life of Pets Off the Leash ride. The line wove through the apartments from the movie, leading to a sitdown ride through a lot of animatronics. The only bad thing that happened was the riding stopping for about ten minutes. We were stuck in the beauty shop where the animals were getting washed and given fancy hair stylings. Yikes! We had lap bars and could not make it out.

Off the Leash entrance

Right across the way is the Despicable Me Minion Mayhem ride, where riders are turned into Minions to help Gru deal with problems, like his three adoptive daughters. I never rode this at the Orlando park but I assume it is the same. We enjoyed it. There's nothing like getting recruited to be a minion for Gru.

Minion Mayhem

Food chain display

After that, we tried the Simpsons Ride, which was a lot of fun and identical to the Orlando ride. We noticed outside that Sideshow Bob was escaping from the Springfield prison, part of the plot of the ride. My kids enjoyed it even though they have only seen two or three episodes of the show.

Who is that climbing down the side of the building

That was the end of our first day. We went back to the Airbnb to rest up for the next day.

We came back the second day to ride Bowser's Challenge again. We scored better on our second run.

View of Super Nintendo Land from above

In line

We got a treat at Toadstool Cafe--Toadstool Garlic Cheesy Knots and Mt. Beanpole Cake. Visitors can book a table ahead of time so they don't have to wait in line. It was very handy.

Restaurant entrance

At our table

The interior

The yummy food

The favorite

We saw the line was short and jumped on the Transformers: The Ride 3D. In it, we were recruited to help the Autobots defend against some Decepticons trying to steal part of the AllSpark from a secret base. There's nothing like getting recruited to be a hopeless underpowered opponent of giant robots.

We also re-rode the Mummy, Jurassic World, the Forbidden Journey, and a few other rides before we left on the second day.

Trying to catch the snitch in Hogsmeade

That guy again!

On our way out, we saw them setting up for a movie premiere--the new Jurassic World movie!

No tickets available for this one