|Fun for the whole family!|
The Pale Horse Machete Ruler is 12 inches of limited edition, laser engraved measuring violence. Originally created exclusively for client gifts, the Machete Ruler is now available to all!Since Jacob will start school in September and Lucy may be going for a few hours each day, they may need some sort of weapon that will make it past any metal detectors or sniffing dogs. And they can use it in class too! Pretty soon every kid will want one!
Actually, they are on the metric system here, so I suppose it won't be any use in class. Oh well, we'll have to find something else!
h/t to Gizmodo