Tuesday, January 3, 2017

Book Review: The October Country by Ray Bradbury

The October Country by Ray Bradbury


An anthology of early short stories by Ray Bradbury is bound to be a delight, right? Here's my thoughts, story by story....

1. The Dwarf--A dwarf visits the hall of mirrors every night, lingering in the same room. Ralph runs the attraction and has figured out that the dwarf loves to look in the one mirror that makes him look regular size. Aimee is a bit smitten with the dwarf and wants to protect him from Ralph's jeering. Things don't go well. An interesting though very brief story that grasps the sadness and loneliness of being different and wanting to fit in.

2. The Next in Line--A couple is vacationing in Mexico. He is interested in the local mummies, people who were buried but the families couldn't afford to pay the rent on the grave, so the graveyard workers dig them up and line them up in a catacomb deep beneath the graveyard. The wife is a bit horrified at this, even more so when she works the nerve up to go with her husband into the catacomb. After that she wants to leave but their car breaks down. She starts to have her own breakdown as her husband's nonchalance becomes more apparent. This slow descent into madness is interesting but predictable.

3. The Watchful Poker Chip of H. Matisse--Boring old George Garvey is the idol of the avant-garde Cellar Septet who are amused by his completely bourgeois lifestyle. George secretly admires their admiration and struggles to retain their attention. The story is a fun mockery of both the fey fakeness of the self-consciously artistic and the shallow desire to meet the expectations of the self-consciously artistic.

4. Skeleton--A man suddenly takes an aversion to his own skeleton, as if it were another entity within him that wants to take over. His regular doctor and his wife call him a hypochondriac. The strange bone specialist M. Munigant is willing to help once the man is ready. It's an odd conflict with an odder resolution.

5. The Jar--Local hick Charlie buys a jar full of formaldehyde and a strange floating thing from an unscrupulous carney. He brings it home so he can be the star in town. Everyone who barely paid attention to him are flocking to his house to try and figure out what it is. His wife is unimpressed and the whole situation turns sour for them. Can Charlie keep his only happiness?

6. The Lake--A twelve-year old boy is moving to the west coast of America and visits his favorite beach one last time before his mom takes him away. He takes a moment to connect again to the love of his life, a girl from school who used to hang out with him on the beach. The story is a melancholic look at childhood and first love. Bradbury's poetic style makes the situation more personal and more emotional.

7. The Emissary--Bed-ridden Martin sends his dog out into the world to invite other people to come visit him. When his teacher (who visits him often) dies and his dog disappears, what will become of Martin? The chilling, slightly ambiguous ending makes for a nice bit of horror.

8. Touched with Fire--Two elderly gentlemen have a scheme to keep their retirement from becoming boring. They are convinced that they can spot the cantankerous people who are one meeting away from getting murdered. One person they target is a woman constantly yelling at shop clerks and slamming doors. Can they make an intervention in time or is their scheme only a pipe-dream? Bradbury grapples with an interesting concept in his usual style.

9. A Small Assassin--Alice and David Leiber have a baby boy. Alice thinks the infant is out to kill her; David takes the thoroughly modern approach and assumes it's some psychological problem on her part. Or is it? I found this particular premise a little too weird and outlandish to take as seriously as the story demands.

10. The Crowd--A man in an auto accident becomes obsessed with how fast a crowd gathers to gawk at his wreck. His research shows other crowds form just as quick, often with the same people. Is he becoming paranoid or is this a real problem? The story is the sort of dark fun that would make a classic Twilight Zone episode.

11. Jack-in-the-Box--A lonely boy's life mirrors that of his jack-in-the-box toy. Can he grasp or even escape his overly sheltered existence? The story is odd, even by Bradbury standards, but has a satisfying ending.

12. The Scythe--A dust bowl-era farmer and his family are driving to California when they make a wrong turn down a dead end road. There's a house at the end with a farm that stretches out a long way. Fields of wheat everywhere. When the farmer knocks on the door to the house, he discovers the dead owner laid out in burial clothes with one piece of fresh wheat in his hands. A note bequeaths the farm to whoever finds him. On the wall is a scythe with the inscription "WHO WEILDS ME--WEILDS THE WORLD!" The farmer doesn't realize how significant that inscription is as his family moves into a house full of food and warm beds. The looming melancholy makes the story fascinating.

13. Uncle Einar--A man with big green wings is stuck in Illinois after a freak accident. He settles down with a woman he meets, Brunilla, whose reaction to his appearance is describe thus: "She was startled, yes, but she had never been hurt in her life, so she wasn't afraid of anyone, and it was a fancy thing to see a winged man and she was proud to meet him." The story is quite sweet and charming.

14. The Wind--Herb lives a normal life with his wife, having dinner guests and such. The one abnormal thing is his friend Allin. Allin's a travel writer who's stopped traveling. He's holed up in his home thirty miles away, deathly afraid of the wind. It's a silly thing but they are good friends and Herb humors him. But is Allin's fear really justified? This is another typically enjoyable Bradbury oddity.

15. The Man Upstairs--Douglas is spending the summer at his Grandma's boarding house. A tall, dark, and mysterious man comes to stay. Douglas is sure there's something wrong with him. To what extent will he go to find out? The story is a little predictable, but only because it is so tightly written, with all the seemingly inconsequential bits being quite consequential by the end.

16. There Was an Old Woman--Death comes for Aunt Tildy but she has sworn not to go, and she is stubborn enough to resist even after the end. This story is an light-hearted look at overcoming death.

17. The Cistern--Two sisters talk about the town beneath their town, the rain cisterns that lead to the ocean. One sister fancifully imagines a couple living down there. The twist at the end is odd and not quite convincing.

18. Homecoming--Timothy is excited about the upcoming family reunion but he's a bit of a black sheep in the family. He doesn't have fangs or fur or future-sight or wings or anything special. He's just a regular 14-year old boy and a bit embarrassed by his lack of accomplishment. So the family reunion could be painful unless it worked out well somehow. Will there be a poetic moment in an otherwise melancholy boy's life?

19. The Wonderful Death of Dudley Stone--A group of college friends wonder whatever happened to the famous author Dudley Stone. One travels to Stone's home town and finds the man claims that he is dead! Things are more normal than they appear in this delightful story about the important things in life.


Monday, January 2, 2017

Book Review: The Eternal Smile by G. L. Yang and D. K. Kim

The Eternal Smile text by Gene Luen Yang and illustrations by Derek Kirk Kim


This volume contains three stories that have the odd combination of fantastic and mundane that Rod Serling so effortlessly delivered in his series The Twilight Zone.

The first story is "Duncan's Kingdom." Duncan is a young knight in love with the princess. The king is killed by the Frog King and the princess says whoever kills the murderer will marry her. So Duncan has lots of competition. Something odd is going on, because he has a dark secret and keeps running across an anachronistic bottle of soda. Duncan has a love for truth that, like love, conquers all. The twist at the end is bittersweet and psychologically satisfying, a rare thing for a comic book to have.

The second story is "Gran'pa Greenbax and the Eternal Smile." Greenbax is an avaricious frog. His great ambition is to fill a pool so deeply with money that he won't bang his head on the bottom. He has various money-making schemes run by an unfortunate flunkie. The flunkie has one last scheme that should put Gran'pa over the top--a smile has appeared in the sky and has given the flunkie consolation in times of self-doubt and sorrow. Greenbax is at first upset but quickly realizes he can set up a Church of the Eternal Smile to cash in on the phenomenon. This story also ends with a big twist, giving Greenbax a Scrooge-like conversion that is wordlessly touching.

The third story is "Urgent Request." Janet Oh is an administrative assistant at a tech company longing for something more in her life. She asks for a promotion and is turned down. Her mousy qualities lead her down the path of financing one of those Nigerian princes who email looking for money. A really awkward and heart-breaking story manages to achieve an uplifting ending with yet another big twist at the end.

The clearest parallel in these stories to Serling's work is the twist ending that brings the narrative into perspective. The tales are unusual enough that the endings aren't immediately obvious. When the endings come, they are natural and bring thematic focus and dramatic closure. I enjoyed this collection very much.


Friday, December 30, 2016

Reading Challenge Review (2016) and Preview (2017)

Here's the results from my personal 2016 reading challenge. I read almost everything. Poor Michael O'Brien didn't make it this year either (I planned to read two of his books last year and carried it over to this year but still didn't read him) and I left the hefty Concept of Woman tome to the end. I may start it in January or maybe for Lent? Otherwise, I've done quite well.

Women's studies
  • The Concept of Woman: The Aristotelian Revolution 750 B.C. - A.D. 1250 by Sister Prudence Allen--not read yet, alas...
  • The Flight from Woman by Karl Stern--Reviewed here.
  • The Wisdom of Hildegard of Bingen compiled by Fiona Bowie--Reviewed here.
  • Medieval Women Mystics edited by Elizabeth Ruth Obbard--Reviewed here.
  • Heloise and Abelard by Etienne Gilson--Reviewed here.
  • Galileo's Daughter by Dava Sobel--Reviewed here.
English-themed non-fiction
  • English Catholic Heroines edited by Joanna Bogle--Reviewed here.
  • Newton and the Counterfeiters by Thomas Levenson--Reviewed here.
  • History of the Kings of Britain by Geoffrey of Monmouth--Reviewed here.
  • Richard III by David Baldwin--Reviewed here.
  • Thomas More: A Portrait of Courage by Gerard B. Wegmer --Reviewed here.
  • The Time Traveller's Guide to Medieval England by Ian Mortimer--Reviewed here.
Philosophy/theology
  • Art and Beauty in the Middle Ages by Umberto Eco--Reviewed here.
  • The Art of Praying by Romano Guardini--Reviewed here.
  • The Journey of the Mind to God by Bonaventure--Reviewed here.
  • A Treatise Concerning the Principles of Human Knowledge by George Berkeley--Read but not reviewed due to Christmas time crunch.
  • A Letter Concerning Toleration by John Locke--Reviewed here.
  • On the Advantage and Disadvantage of History for Life by Friedrich Nietzsche--Reviewed here.
Fiction
  • Two from Michael O'Brien's end time series--Put off yet again.
  • Canticle for Leibowitz by Walter M. Miller, Jr.--Reviewed here.
  • The Legend of Sigurd and Gudrun by J. R. R. Tolkien--I've always been interested in the Ring Cycle so I hope this fills in some holes. Reviewed here.
  • The Woodcutter by Kate Danley--a birthday present! Reviewed here.
  • Chasing the Phoenix by Michael Swanwick--a Christmas present! Reviewed here.
http://graphicnovelschallenge.blogspot.co.uk/2015/12/2016-9th-annual-graphic-novelmanga.htmlI managed to read 57 graphic novels/mangas this year, easily achieving my goal of 52. Boxers & Saints was my favorite of the bunch. Morning Glories showed a lot of promise at the beginning but got too bogged down in its own mythology. Captain Marvel is a fun new superhero for me. I'm looking forward to her eventual movie incarnation.
  1. Age of Ultron--reviewed here.
  2. Jessica Jones Alias Vol. 1--reviewed here.
  3. Avatar Smoke and Shadow Vol. 2--reviewed here.
  4. Morning Glories Vol. 1--reviewed here.
  5. Fantastic Four by Aguirre-Saca--reviewed here.
  6. Jessica Jones Alias Vol. 2--reviewed here.
  7. Morning Glories Vol. 2--reviewed here.
  8. Jessica Jones Alias Vol. 3--reviewed here.
  9. Morning Glories Vol. 3--reviewed here.
  10. The Guild Vol. 1--reviewed here.
  11. Jessica Jones Vol. 4--reviewed here.
  12. Captain Marvel Vol. 1--review here.
  13. The Comic Book Story of Beer--reviewed here.
  14. Serenity Vol. 3--reviewed here.
  15. Asterix the Gladiator--reviewed here.
  16. Morning Glories Vol. 4--reviewed here.
  17. The Walking Dead TP 25--reviewed here.
  18. X-Men: Dark Phoenix Saga--reviewed here.
  19. Chocolate: The Consuming Passion--reviewed here
  20. Alamo All-Stars--reviewed here.
  21. X-Men: Age of Apocalypse Vol. 1--reviewed here.
  22. ApocalyptiGirl--reviewed here.
  23. X-Men: Age of Apocalypse Vol. 2--reviewed here.
  24. Captain Marvel Vol. 2--reviewed here
  25. Tintin: King Ottokar's Sceptre--reviewed here.
  26. X-Men: Age of Apocalypse Vol. 3--reviewed here.
  27. Superman Vol. 1--reviewed here.
  28. Morning Glories Vol. 5--reviewed here.
  29. Captain Marvel: Higher, Faster, etc.--reviewed here.
  30. Asterix and the Banquet--reviewed here.
  31. Hellboy in Hell issues 7-10--reviewed here.
  32. Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser: The Cloud of Hate and Other Stories--reviewed here.
  33. Saints--reviewed here
  34. Boxers--reviewed here
  35. Suicide Squad Vol.1--reviewed here.
  36. Fantastic Four: Doom, Where's My Car!?--reviewed here.
  37. Captain Marvel: Stay Fly--reviewed here.
  38. Cowboys and Aliens--reviewed here.
  39. Captain Marvel: Rise of Alpha Flight--reviewed here.
  40. Pretty Deadly Vol. 1--reviewed here.
  41. Squirrel Girl and the Great Lakes Avengers--reviewed here
  42. Superman: Red Son--reviewed here.
  43. Saga of the Swamp Thing--reviewed here.
  44. Batman: Cacophony--reviewed here.
  45. Guardians of the Louvre--reviewed here.
  46. Secret Coders Vol. 2--reviewed here.
  47. Avatar: The Last Airbender: North and South Part 1--reviewed here
  48. Saga of the Swamp Thing Vol. 2--reviewed here.
  49. Neil Gaiman's Lady Justice Vol. 1--reviewed here
  50. Black Widow Vol. 1--reviewed here.
  51. Pretty Deadly Vol. 2--reviewed here
  52. Walking Dead Vol. 26--reviewed here
  53. Fairy Tail Vol. 1--reviewed here.
  54. The Mansions of the Gods--reviewed here.
  55. Fagin the Jew--reviewed here.
  56. Hellboy in Mexico--reviewed here.
  57. Fairy Tail Vol. 2--reviewed here.

What are my plans for the new year? I am going to do another graphic novels challenge. Fairy Tail and Avatar are the only series that I am sure to continue with (though I will be picking up the occasional random Asterix classic ever now and then).

For regular books, I have some new focuses:

Great men
  • English Catholic Heroes edited by John Jolliffe--a companion volume to English Catholic Heroines from last year.
  •  Medieval People: Vivid Lives in a Distant Landscape by Michael Prestwich--a Christmas present!
  • Valiant Ambition: George Washington, Benedict Arnold, and the Fate of the American Revolution by Nathaniel Philbrick
  • Fearless: Stories of the American Saints by Alice Camille and Paul Boudreau
  • Robin Hood by David Baldwin
  • The King's Good Servant but God's First by James Monti
  • Jesus of Nazareth: Holy Week by Pope Benedict XVI
Books made into movies
  • Rashomon by Ryunosuke Akutagawa--Akira Kurosawa put post-World War II Japanese cinema back in America with his brilliant adaptation of "In a Grove" from this collection.
  • Wise Blood by Flannery O'Connor
  • The Children of Men by  P. D. James
  • The Long Walk by Slavomir Rawiz--made into "The Way Back" a few years back, following POWs escaping a World War II Soviet Siberian prison camp and making it all the way to British India!
  • Seven Pillars of Wisdom by T. E. Lawrence--You probably know this author as Lawrence of Arabia. 'nuff said.
  • True Grit by Charles Portis--so good those Hollywood folks made it twice! The courtroom scene was exactly the same in both movies, so I assume it will be the same in the novel.
Great Filmmakers
  • Something Like an Autobiography by Akira Kurosawa
  • Serling by Gordon F. Sander
  • Alfred Hitchcock: A Life is Darkness and Light by Patrick McGilligan
  • This is Orson Welles by Orson Welles and Peter Bogdanovich
  • The Unseen Force: The Films of Sam Raimi by John Kenneth Muir
Also about movies
  • Monsters from the Id: The Rise of Horror in Fiction and Film by E. Michael Jones
  • Christians in the Movies: A Century of Saints and Sinners by Peter E. Dans
Oh yeah, and Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens because of Fagin the Jew.

There's more I could add but twenty is already plenty. I'm sure I'll read other stuff, including the occasional A Good Story is Hard to Find book!

Thursday, December 29, 2016

Movie Review: Heaven Knows, Mr. Allison (1957)

Heaven Knows, Mr. Allison (1957) co-written and directed by John Huston


A young Marine, Corporal Allison (Robert Mitchem), washes up on the shore of a south Pacific island in the middle of World War II. The only resident is one Irish nun named Angela (Deborah Kerr) who had come to help a priest. The priest has died. The island has plenty of natural food and water, certainly enough for two people. Unfortunately, the Japanese arrive and set up a small base, forcing the soldier and the nun to hide in a cave and survive on the meagerest of supplies. Can they hold out long enough to get saved?

The story focuses on the relationship between Mr. Allison and Sister Angela. They come from very different backgrounds and have lead very different lives. Their initial awkwardness is overcome by an understanding of each other through the hardness of their vocations. Marine life requires tough discipline; a nun's vows leave off almost every earthly pleasure. Together, they experience both happiness and tension as they deal with the situation. The development of their friendship is very thoughtful, believable, and engaging.

The story has more tension than action. Allison sneaks around when the Japanese are there; he doesn't try to take them on Rambo-style, which is definitely good. American forces show up at the end of the movie and the action picks up. By that point viewers are so invested in the characters that they are more worried for the characters than they are excited to see some fighting. The balance between tension and action serves the story and the characters well.

This movie is a hidden gem among the glut of World War II movies.


Wednesday, December 28, 2016

TV Review: Doctor Who: The Mind of Evil

Doctor Who: The Mind of Evil written by Don Houghton and directed by Timothy Combe


The Third Doctor (Jon Pertwee) travels with companion Jo Grant (Katy Manning) to Stangmore Prison to observe the latest in correctional technology--the Keller Device. The machine is used to remove all the evil thoughts and impulses from whoever is subjected to it. Professor Keller has used it over a hundred times in Switzerland and this demonstration will be the first use in England. The machine goes horribly awry and the Doctor begins to investigate.

Meanwhile, U.N.I.T. (the United Nations Intelligence Taskforce) takes on two missions. First, they are providing security to a world peace conference in London. Second, they will escort a Thunderbolt missile to its destruction. The Thunderbolt is armed with chemical weapons and is illegal, so they plan to dump it in the ocean so it can't be put to ill use. The conference has problems with the Chinese delegation, causing no end of problems for Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart. He recalls the Doctor to help the situation, leaving Jo to cover the creepy problems at the prison.

The various threads take their time coming together but of course they do. If you know classic Doctor Who, the DVD cover spoils who the main villain is (though he is also mentioned on the back). He takes his time showing up, which fits the pacing of this six-part series. Only a few of the scenes look like padding to make the 146-minute running time. The story moves slowly but methodically to its conclusion in a satisfactory manner.

Pertwee isn't my favorite Doctor, his performance is uneven. The villain is very good. He doesn't have the over-the-top cheesiness that often comes with being a Doctor Who baddie. Jo is a competent, self-reliant, and compassionate companion--the sort of solid support the Doctor needs. Overall, the acting is good.

The production values are pretty high for Doctor Who. Since the villains are the machine and a person, there's no rubber suits or dodgy special effects constantly popping up. Only a few times the show looks dated and under-budgeted. They used Dover Castle for the prison exteriors which looks great and makes a good setting for drama and action. The synthetic music score is a little annoying and definitely dates the show.

Another fun adventure with the Doctor!


Tuesday, December 27, 2016

Book Review: Fairy Tail Vol. 2 by Hiro Mashima

Fairy Tail Volume 2 by Hiro Mashima


The mystery of Everlue Mansion is wrapped up in the first half of this manga. The ending is sweet and satisfying, except for Lucy, who was expecting to get more out of the mission.

On returning to their guild hall, Fairy Tail, a big fight breaks out between Natsu and Gray. The fight expands into a bar room brawl involving most of the wizards at Fairy Tail. The fight is broken up by the arrival of Erza, a very powerful wizard. She uses Requip magic, that lets her switch weapons and armor instantly. She is highly feared by the other wizards (except the Master, of course). She asks Natsu and Gray to investigate something with her. Quaking in their boots, they agree, even though they are often at each other's throats. Lucy is persuaded to go along as a peacemaker. She is reluctant but excited.

The new job involves hunting down a dark guild, Eisenwald. Erza heard a rumor of some bad things they are planning to do and wants to stop them. The four are off on an adventure with Happy the talking (and flying) cat.

The plot is still the same as the anime series (which I've found on view.yahoo.com) with one or two small details or jokes that I either didn't remember or are new. The back of the book has some supplemental material explaining some of the jokes and cultural translations, as well as info about character names and the creative team behind the series. I am still watching the anime series and am debating if I should continue reading the manga. Will the stories diverge? Will I catch up? Is the supplemental material worth the time (the price is negligible since I'm getting my copies from the library)? I haven't figured out these answers yet, but will soon.


Monday, December 26, 2016

War of the Christmas Novelty Ales 2016

Another year, another sampling of seasonal servings! For previous wars, see below:
Here are this year's contenders:

Naughty Egg Nog Ale by Flying Dog (8.4% Alcohol/Volume)--Flying Dog Brewery usually puts out a Naughty and a Nice ale for the Christmas holiday season. The Nice ale is called "Holiday Milk Stout," which sounds a lot less interesting than Egg Nog Ale, so Naughty wins out this year as far as sampling. The label's description is not very impressive: "Ale brewed with cinnamon, nutmeg and vanilla with natural flavors." The spices come out quite nicely but not a noggish taste (except for some strong bourbon flavor). The bold flavor makes it more of a "drink by itself" rather than a beer to pair with food. Makes a nice, spicy dessert drink.



Scaldis Noel by Brasserie Dubuisson (12% Alcohol/Volume)--This Belgium seasonal ale has a short description on the label: "Brewed especially for the Christmas period, Scaldis Noel, is a brilliant red amber ale that will delight the most demanding connoisseurs." Well, I'm not a demanding connoisseur. Nevertheless, I am delighted with this ale. It has warmth and spiciness with a smooth aftertaste. Belgium does it again!






Christmas Ale by Abita Brewery--This Louisiana brew is too modest to admit its alcohol content on the website or the label. As for a description, according to the label, "Each year at the Abita Brewery we craft a special dark ale for the holiday season. Then, Papa Noel harnesses up his team of gators and makes this special delivery. The recipe changes each year so that Abita Christmas Ale is always the perfect gift." The dark ale has the mild bitterness of many dark beers. I find it crisp but not very satisfying--the beer is just a shade too bitter with nothing (special flavor or spiciness) to make up for it.



Chanukah, Hanukkah Pass the Beer by Shmaltz Brewing Company (8% Alcohol/Volume)--The label says it all--"COME ON BUBBE, LIGHT MY FIRE! No matter how you spell it, you now hold the official Chosen Beer of this holiday season. Enjoy Chanukah, Hanukkah Pass the Beer while celebrating all the miracles of the 8 crazy nights. We hope our fermented creation will bring some light to the winter darkness and pair perfectly with the latkes, chocolate gelt, and the battle royale of dreidels. Pass some Hanukkah Beer over to your favorite friends and family and delight in the warming of the seasons. L'Chaim! Jeremy Cowan, proprietor." The golden ale is brewed with cocoa nibs, making it a nice with gelt or St. Nicholas chocolate coins. The chocolate flavor is just a hint, but enough to make this beer something different. I like it but it is not outstanding (other than the name).

Brrr Hoppy Red by Widmer Brothers Brewing (7.2% Alcohol/Volume)--According to the label, "Brrr is a one-of-a-kind winter warmer. Generously hopped, Brrr's citrusy hop aroma and smooth bitterness exemplify the northwest-style red ale. 'Tis the season to warm up with a cold one." Judging by this brew, there's not much difference from a northwest-style red ale and and an India pale ale, which for me means too much bitterness to be properly enjoyable. The drink doesn't have any wintery flavors about it, so it has nothing to compensate. As it is neither seasonally festive nor to my taste, this ranks very low.




Schlafly Christmas Ale by The Saint Louis Brewery (8.0% Alcohol/Volume)--The label is delightful straight-forward: "Schlafly Christmas Ale is a warming winter ale that blends the spices of the season with sweet caramel malt." It does indeed have have a festive spiciness that doesn't overwhelm the sweetness of the malt. The blend of bitter and sweet is masterful and makes this an excellent choice for a holiday beer.







Gouden Carolus Noel by Brewery Het Anker (10.5% Alcohol//Volume)--This bottle has the most long-winded of any: "Gouden Carolus Noel brewed exceptionally for Christmas by the Anker Brewery, established in Mechelen since 1471, and one of the classic Belgian breweries. This very special Belgian ale is brewed using traditional methods and a recipe with top fermentation. Its high gravity gives this ale its warmth and body. It improves with age and will charm you with its warm, coppery colour and its rich bouquet." In truth, the color is darker than copper; its bouquet is potent and spicy. The flavor is striking, with a good blend of bitterness and creaminess. It definitely stands on its own, meaning it is better as a lone drink rather than paired with food.



10 Degrees Below Ale by Scuttlebutt Brewing Company (7.4% Alcohol/Volume)--The label doesn't do any bragging about this beer. It's a fine dark ale with a hint of bitterness. I liked it but the brew doesn't have any holiday flavors or feeling. The scarf-wearing polar bear on the label is fairly charming.








White Christmas by Samuel Adams (5.8% Alcohol/Volume)--This label is much more expressive than the last one: "Ale brewed with spices." It does taste like a Sam Adams beer with a little spice thrown in, so you can't argue. As a beer, it hovers in between the Naughty and Nice list--it has no particularly great or particularly terrible qualities about it. A bit of a ho-hum ending to this year's war of the Christmas novelty ales.







It's a tough call this year, but I think Schlafly wins out over the two Noels.